Fox MDF Toilet Seat

What does this fox say?  I don't know, but the way he is dressed feels like it would be something clever...

• The lid features a foxy design, with the underside of the lid and the seat in a plain black finish.
• Made from strong, moisture-resistant MDF wood, this toilet seat features chrome-plated aluminium alloy hinges.
• Coated with an extra protective PVC wrap, it can be cleaned like a standard toilet seat (avoid using bleach products).
• Includes the necessary fittings for bottom-fixing toilets (access underneath the pan required to fit).
• This is not a soft closing seat